Attn: mthrfckrz that complain about lack of cool rock and people in Lansing...
Come to this show. There will be interesting people. It will be a party. You will get drunk (if that's yr thing). You will fall in love (if that's yr thing). You will score (if that's yr thing). Honestly, haven't you ever been to a house show? This is the type of chit that happens! Money back guarantee*

or if you prefer Corey to Craig...

Honestly, who are you to deny a show with not one, but TWO posters this hottt made in its honour?!!!
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or if you prefer Corey to Craig...
Honestly, who are you to deny a show with not one, but TWO posters this hottt made in its honour?!!!
*Offer valid in all 48 continental United States with the exception of Michigan.